aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately
the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
- Gay men: Equality!
- Same gay men: Eeeewww vaginas!
- Same gay men: *says t slur gratuitously*
- Same gay men: *imitates black women to look 'sassy'*
- Same gay men: you're not bisexual/pansexual/asexual just make up your mind
“If you don’t want your nudes all over the internet, then don’t take them.”
YEAH RIGHT BECAUSE I’M GOING TO STOP TAKING PICS OF MY WONDERFUL BODY THAT I LOVE SO MUCH JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND SEXIST AND LIVE IN THE 18TH CENTURY